My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I'll now worry I'm unclean, every time she wants us to shower together
But I think that's probably the best way of dealing with hygiene issues.
Hopefully, they'll come to realise that relative cleanliness is a prerequisite, not an option.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:07, 1 reply)
But I think that's probably the best way of dealing with hygiene issues.
Hopefully, they'll come to realise that relative cleanliness is a prerequisite, not an option.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:07, 1 reply)
Showering
Not that I've experienced it mind, given I'm gay, but I would imagine that leading her to the shower and then using the showerhead on her as 'foreplay' would solve lots of probs, then you can just dive in after...
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)
Not that I've experienced it mind, given I'm gay, but I would imagine that leading her to the shower and then using the showerhead on her as 'foreplay' would solve lots of probs, then you can just dive in after...
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