My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Am I normal?I was under the misconception that it was not normal to be an intelligent, rich, teetotal, drug free, goodlooking heterosexual male that likes shopping, dancing and watching Pretty Woman or The English Patient whilst snuggled up with his special lady as she appreciates my 12" penis and ability to breathe thru the ears.
Ladies - especially those of a forgiving or gullible nature like the one who was under the impression that there was no alternative to swallowing (see post somewhere below)- I need to hear from you for support and hugs.
I apologise in advance for the length.*
*Some restrictions may apply. Facts may, vary especially regarding penis size. All measurements are estimates.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:34, 2 replies)
Normal is as normal does..."There's only one Tugnut... oooone Tugnut there's only one Tugnut"
Hehehe I read that as support and Drugs...
*/Coat
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)
I was under the misconception that it was not normal to be an intelligent, rich, teetotal, drug free, goodlooking heterosexual maleThats because its not normal......or perhaps you just descibed the complete opposite of me and I'm not normal. Then again, perhaps I am normal and it's my sense or normality that makes me thnk that what you described isn't normal and is in fact completely abnormal. It could also be a normal reaction to what you have described as a normal male which is what I am not (but I think I might be)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:42,
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