My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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aha you mean likethe big old apeloverwhatever his name is??
I don't care.
They can get as hot and bothered as they like. I'm not the one talking about thinking that women have babies out their bums *laughs*.
And thanks. It took a long time to come this far and be this comfortable with myself :):)
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BGB is talking about me...but unfortunately I'm hot and bothered for a different reason at the mo...
*hobbles off to toilet to puke up a lung/shit for England/curse existence*
anyhoo, kudos to you and your confidence regarding your sexuality. I have known a girl for many years who realised at about 13 that she was 'bi'. It helped matters a great deal that she was unbelievably sexy...
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LolUnfortunately - I believe I am neither sexy - nor unbelievably sexy.
I'm just me. A 16-not-quite-17-year-old girl with a good fitting pair of jeans, converse sneakers and a "Happy Tree Friends" tee shirt.
I believe living in country australia has something to do with the lack of sexiness. A lot of people round here a right bogans. :p
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HappyTreeFriends ftw!Sorry, I don't know what bogans are? Sounds like a good word to know though...
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okayThis link tells you everythink you need to know about bogans.
au.geocities.com/micko_the_bogan_penguin/bogan.html
Put simply - a bogan is someone who will wear trackpants and uggboots and generally be tacky in a 5star restaurant.
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