Give peas a chance
I was 17, and going out with a girl who was also 17, and she was absolutely bloody gorgeous.

And obviously we were very horny.

And we fooled around an awful lot, BUT

She said she was saving herself.

And, because I'd been brought up right, I respected that. I have two older sisters, who had told me in no uncertain terms that when I came of age I was to respect a girl's decision when she says stuff like that, as she would feel pressured and then awful and dirty and used and stuff afterwards if you didn't.

And this girl I was seeing, one evening when we had some time to ourselves, sat across my lap, with just my shirt on, completely unbuttoned, and whispered, "Screw me".

And I thought "NO - for the woman hath been infected with LUST, and she knows not of what she speaks!" and I did not do the dirty deed to her, for I thought it honourable.

And so she dumped me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:57, 3 replies)

This is probably a true story
as it involves someone from the internet's inability to empathise with another human being with the result that sex was not had, despite it being readily available.
( WormuIus, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:59, closed)

You and your fancy words!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:01, closed)

I hope you learned your lesson,
about not believing what your sisters tell you!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:26, closed)