Too many to choose from.
:-(

It took me a long time to get to the point where I could tell the difference between my arse and my elbow, sexually speaking. Along the way I did a lot of stupid things - shagging women I didn't really know or even like very much.

And worse, I missed a whole host of opportunities to shag women I knew and liked, preferring the whole "worship from afar" bollocks. I'm 44 now, and at a guess I reckon I've wasted a good 15 years since my balls dropped following around women I fancied because I had some romantic dream that they'd come to love me if only I hung around long enough, without once making so much as an oblique hint that I'd like to get jiggy with them - no, somehow that was rude and uncouth, beneath my lofty romantic ideals.

All this meant that between the ages of 20 when my college sweetheart dumped me, having only lost my cherry about 8 months previously, and about 30 when I got into the habit of shagging whenever I got the chance (including, I'm ashamed to say, more than a few "sex workers"* if there was nothing else on offer), the most I did was wank on my own.

*I stopped doing this the day when I happened to catch an episode of Trisha when I saw a girl I knew from somewhere, but couldn't quite place. The episode was called something like "My daughter is a prostitute and wants to quit, but doesn't know how". It's the first and last time I've paid more than ironic attention to that sort of TV, let me tell you.

After that, everything seemed to calm down, I've had a couple of really rather good relationships that ended amicably and two years ago I met the woman I want to grow old next to.

The morals of this story, kids, are:
1. JUST DO IT when you're young, kids
2. Make sure you have a healthy and harmless sense of what "IT" really is once you get past 30
3. If it seems like nothing's going right for you and you just can't seem to get what you want, don't worry so much - the whiff of desperation is about the least attractive smell around, and in time the situation will change, or you will, or both.

Apols for lack of funnies
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:33, 2 replies)

so let me get this straight
you watched trisha??
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:01, closed)

*breaks down and confesses*
YES! And it was about sex (sort of). So, a sexual regret, then.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:14, closed)