I once had a girlfriend
who kept dropping hints like this during phone calls or by text/email. She'd mention casually that in the past she'd had lesbian relationships and that her (female) friend was up for a threesome, but of course it never happened. She told me she was interested in spanking but never let it happen. She used to talk a lot about wandering around with no knickers on, but I never caught her like that. She professed to liking being tied up with silk scarves but we never got round to it. Still not sure if it was all lies or not.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:50, 2 replies)

You should ask
Dr. Shambolic. He's the expert on that kind of thing.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:55, closed)

What, once having a girlfriend?
That stud!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:37, closed)

somebody needs to tell him that sitting outside somebody's house every night for a month doesn't make them a girlfriend.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:38, closed)

What about shitting on the doorstep?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 19:37, closed)

That means you're married.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:32, closed)

Fuck.
That would have saved me a fortune.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:46, closed)

Call me old-fashioned but
why didn't you just talk to her like an adult?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 19:21, closed)