I once found myself in hospital
with a smashed ankle, and having my jeans and undies cut off me by evil nurses, a long way from friends and family. I foolishly gave moneys to a couple of girls who were visiting the guy in the next bed to me. It was a simple mission, purchase some boxer shorts I could wear when I got out of bed so I didn't have to dangle the carrot as it were. They came back, giggling like hyenas and presented me with white boxers actually featuring a donkey pulling a carrot from the hole. This then is how I was to parade around as they taught me to use crutches, all over the place, up and down stairs and through multiple wards, with the comedy pants shouting "look at me, I'm hilarious with my cartoon donkey undies"
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:18, 1 reply)

Aarf
or rather, hee-haw
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:52, closed)