ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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I have no shame, guilt OR chance of redemption BUT !older brother goes into bushes for a leak, comes back and asks me for the keys to the boot. why, asks I. just fookin give me the keys, says he.
I give him the keys. he goes to the back of the car, I give it a minute, jump out of the car and in one leap I'm at the back of the car in time to see my brother cleaning himself up after badly following through in the aforementioned bushes. later, in a club, I told some bird he was mithering that he'd shat himself earlier that day. HA!
oh, and some bloke called patrick leaving a cub early and everyone coming back and catching him post e unconcious with his little floppy weener in his hand. bless
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 14:53, Reply)
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