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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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A spastic
managed to nick your wallet without you noticing?

Wow - those spastics have certainly upped their game since my day.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:10, 1 reply)
It was out of my pocket and on the machine near the joysticks.
It only had 10 pence pieces in for the games. Horrible thieving scum.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:22, closed)
So, it was RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU?
Sheesh Span Eff, it ain't the thieving pikey that's the spastic in your story.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:54, closed)
Now now Stuj I don't want to fall out...
...in all honesty, when I think back I was targeted. And the wallet was out in front of me so that I could keep my eye on it...there were two of them and one of them got busy distracting me as a ten year old showing me how to win on some shit arcade game, talking to me, making me turn to look at them and then one second later they were gone, wallet as well.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:02, closed)
SUCKA!

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:16, closed)

Front pocket.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:41, closed)
I seen this on The Hustle.
Was it Danny Blue?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:29, closed)
That's the one yeah.
And that black guy and that bird.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:41, closed)
when I was ten years old in arcades there were always kindly older men wishng to put coins in the slot for me to enjoy the games.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:18, closed)
even though you're trying to have a pop at him, this just makes you sound like a creep(ier) nonce

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:42, closed)
Now you sound really retarded and more pointless than usual. Explain your interpretation.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)
you sound like a nonce. a big pissy nonce.
i thought it was pretty clear, myself.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:56, closed)
I think you may *MAY* have confused yourself here RS.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:02, closed)
nah
he just sounded as if he knew far far too much about it...
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:09, closed)
I concur.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:13, closed)
It's spelled "conker".

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:27, closed)
ZING

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:43, closed)
Missed. My turn.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:47, closed)
Go for it cunt bag

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:49, closed)
... is your mum's stripper name.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:06, closed)
*thwacko*
FATALITY!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:06, closed)
No, still not getting it. Perhaps you could get an adult and let them explain. That is if you are not
too busy filing.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:10, closed)

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