Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Interestingly enoughActually, it's not that interesting, but when I was sat upon the porcelain throne earlier today, I suddenly heard a crack, and simultaneously lurched sideways as the seat mounting gave way.
Thankfully the turtle's head hadn't quite emerged by this point, so I was able to recover the situation without serious incident, but it does mean the usable bog quota of the department has been halved.
Length - about 7 inches, gently curled, and somewhat dark due to the amount of red wine I drank last night.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:13,
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