Quorn - the instrument of death
Two years ago I had some friends over for dinner. They are vegetarian, so I did a curry with quorn pieces in it. It all went down very well, and there was nothing amiss until an hour later when I felt an awful pain in my stomach. I ran to the bathroom and first of all it was vomit. Then the shit waves began. I managed to get my arse onto the toilet and proceeded to fill it up with liquipoo. The smell that followed defies description. I spent so long sitting hunched on that toilet that I almost put my back out. The climax of the evening was when I collapsed without warning on the kitchen floor from dehydration. The cruel irony was that I was carrying a glass of water in my hand at the time with the intention of drinking it. I regained consciousness soaking wet and surrounded by broken glass. Amazingly, I wasn't cut. I later found out that I have an allergy to Quorn products (apparently it's very common) which makes me nearly shit myself into a coma. It's enough to make me want to eat a whole cow. Bastard Quorn!
(drfeck pissshitfuck, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:17, 3 replies)

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OMG, you have solved a mystery for me! The only times I've had quorn I've felt really lousy afterwards. I must have that allergy. Thanks for that!
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:48, closed)

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I have this allergy too... it's HORRIBLE! Non-stop vomiting for 24 hours, my Mother accusing me of taking drugs and anything that smelt vaguely like it made me ill for months afterwards! XD
(Dregen, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:42, closed)

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Glad I helped someone with this! Just the smell of Quorn makes me nauseous. Filthy fecking stuff!
(drfeck pissshitfuck, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:24, closed)