The relationship between poo & cheese.
You know if you leave half a block of cheese exposed and the other half covered in a fridge, the one half becomes crusted while the other is fresh and juicy?
Always do them types of poo's after a night out. Picture the scene:
Have your dinner before a good old session, 'Embryo Poo' (the very start of the poo) is exposed to air etc making it hard and crusty while the 'Later Comers Poo' (the bit left in your bowels) get's mixed with cheap alcohol & kebab thus being less viscous than water.
Result?
Atomic powered shit explosion where you strain to get the crust out but then is followed by a firemans hose powered stream of liquid shit.

Oh yes, Do you ever poo above the bit where the water comes out? not sure of the scientific word for it, the porcelain between where the water comes out & the toilet seat?
Always quite a '11th hour' speed shit to do that, bravo.
(PassTheKhat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 3:15, 1 reply)

When you poo above the water level
If the turd is leaning on the side of the bowl, it is a Beached Catfish. If it is in the middle and not touching anything, it is a Desert Island.
(raulduke, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 4:28, closed)