Time for one more?
A friend of mine likes to wipe with a wet wipe when he's finished on the crapper.

Unfortunately, he reached round one time and accidentally grabbed hold of the 'Flash' anti-bacterial wipes instead..

His hoop let him know about it for a few hours afterwards, poor sod!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:47, 8 replies)

My mother
did this too. She now has a spare pair of "upstairs specs" that live in the bathroom...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:53, closed)

click for the story
and for the word hoop

not heard it called that before, despite it being a short step from ring.

it pleased me though. well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)

'Hoop' might be a north-east thing
Not heard it anywhere else before...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)

Kinda like
mistaking the Vick's for the Vaseline?

I bet he looked like the Ray-O-Vac Cat for a while!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)

Yeowch!
I have a mental picture of the poor, red-faced unfortunates lifting off the toilet seat in a similar manner to a Harrier Jump Jet and uttering "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.........!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:06, closed)

Haha
hoop. My mates wife, upon being asked to bring a packet of beef hula hoops from the kitchen, replied 'O.K. but pull your trousers up a bit, I don't want the kids seeing your beef hoop'.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:49, closed)

'Hoop'
Squaddie speak.

(as is Ricker, for the benefit of Tourette's)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)

Hoop
The word was spotted in the wild in Norn Ireland circa 1995. I was working in an Amusement arcade called the Gold Rush in Portrush, sitting on a chair dispensing change for up to 10 hours at a time. The resulting sweaty, itchy anus was known to all as "Gold Rush Hoop
(drunkenfud, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:04, closed)