Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Time for one more?
A friend of mine likes to wipe with a wet wipe when he's finished on the crapper.
Unfortunately, he reached round one time and accidentally grabbed hold of the 'Flash' anti-bacterial wipes instead..
His hoop let him know about it for a few hours afterwards, poor sod!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:47, 8 replies)
A friend of mine likes to wipe with a wet wipe when he's finished on the crapper.
Unfortunately, he reached round one time and accidentally grabbed hold of the 'Flash' anti-bacterial wipes instead..
His hoop let him know about it for a few hours afterwards, poor sod!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:47, 8 replies)
My mother
did this too. She now has a spare pair of "upstairs specs" that live in the bathroom...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:53, closed)
did this too. She now has a spare pair of "upstairs specs" that live in the bathroom...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:53, closed)
click for the story
and for the word hoop
not heard it called that before, despite it being a short step from ring.
it pleased me though. well done
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)
and for the word hoop
not heard it called that before, despite it being a short step from ring.
it pleased me though. well done
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)
'Hoop' might be a north-east thing
Not heard it anywhere else before...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
Not heard it anywhere else before...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
Kinda like
mistaking the Vick's for the Vaseline?
I bet he looked like the Ray-O-Vac Cat for a while!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
mistaking the Vick's for the Vaseline?
I bet he looked like the Ray-O-Vac Cat for a while!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)
Yeowch!
I have a mental picture of the poor, red-faced unfortunates lifting off the toilet seat in a similar manner to a Harrier Jump Jet and uttering "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.........!"
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:06, closed)
I have a mental picture of the poor, red-faced unfortunates lifting off the toilet seat in a similar manner to a Harrier Jump Jet and uttering "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.........!"
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:06, closed)
Haha
hoop. My mates wife, upon being asked to bring a packet of beef hula hoops from the kitchen, replied 'O.K. but pull your trousers up a bit, I don't want the kids seeing your beef hoop'.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:49, closed)
hoop. My mates wife, upon being asked to bring a packet of beef hula hoops from the kitchen, replied 'O.K. but pull your trousers up a bit, I don't want the kids seeing your beef hoop'.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:49, closed)
'Hoop'
Squaddie speak.
(as is Ricker, for the benefit of Tourette's)
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)
Squaddie speak.
(as is Ricker, for the benefit of Tourette's)
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)
Hoop
The word was spotted in the wild in Norn Ireland circa 1995. I was working in an Amusement arcade called the Gold Rush in Portrush, sitting on a chair dispensing change for up to 10 hours at a time. The resulting sweaty, itchy anus was known to all as "Gold Rush Hoop
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:04, closed)
The word was spotted in the wild in Norn Ireland circa 1995. I was working in an Amusement arcade called the Gold Rush in Portrush, sitting on a chair dispensing change for up to 10 hours at a time. The resulting sweaty, itchy anus was known to all as "Gold Rush Hoop
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:04, closed)
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