Hilton Poo incident - and extra embarassment
I have a mate, whom works in interweb porn sites. This means a works do, often has lots of pretty but filthy ladies. Amateurs, exhibitionists and Ho's in equal measure.

One such event was some drinks and a night on the town with 6 lovelies and some male colleagues from similar lines of business.

They went along to the Hilton on Edgeware Road and had a few drinks. Well. Thats where it started to go shit shaped. He felt the need for a small parp, whilst they were all icebreaking over a few drinks on the sofa's. This was not a parp only, he had called his mates and they slipped a load of their wet mates out of choco starfish exit and inside his trousers. He was alarmed and really embarassed - it was a tasty suit, and with business colleagues and chicks.

He wanders off to the gents, where he discovers his boxers were ruined, the suit was in a bad way and the bottom of his shirt had taken a bit of a drubbing.
Most men would have made excuses and waddled home. Oh no, not him. The little boy scout in him spent 45 minutes sorting the suit, and cutting off the bottom of his shirt with nail scissors (he's a bit more metrosexual than most) - ditched the boxers as they were unsalvageable.

He then boldy wanders back, and apologises for the delay "An important phone call came in and had to be dealt with".
The final show of bravado was to then get the next round in. As he turned from where he stood back towards the giggly eye candy and asked "what drink would you all like - Champagne?" He wondered why they all look disgusted with him and were staring at his trousers.

He looked down, and was expecting to see a big stain he had missed and paranoia set in. No shit, but he had left his cock out and it was about 3 inches from the faces of the girls sat on the sofa.

It was only then that he realised the time was iminent to go home. The night had truly ended for him. He bought his round, and walked off to get a cab home.
At least no-one there knew he had shit himself - including his boss.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:50, 3 replies)

MMmmmm.......
I do believe you are talking out of your arse!!!
(Kopite Ceoil agus Craic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:09, closed)

nope
100% truth.

There are many people i beleive nothing from. This man is legend. He now owns a lapdancing club in Watford and has worked on the News of the world website as well as www.essexgangbang.com
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:16, closed)

mmm
assuming www.essexgangbang.com is entirely nsfw
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:17, closed)