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Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Dr. Who birthday cake
My Mum got me a Dr. Who birthday cake for my birthday yesterday it was in the shape of the TARDIS with the man himself looking out of it.

I'd eaten about three pieces of it in one day leaving the blue marzipan to eat last. The next day I go to drop off some kids at the swimming pool (have a poo). It was green, no messing green like play dough colour. Serves me right for eating the TARDIS then.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:00, 3 replies)
Heh
That stuff turns your tongue blue too, I'm disappointed I didn't check my turds after though.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)
Shouldn't that be
TURDIS?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:27, closed)
That's great.
My birthday today and I didn't get a tardis cake! bloody hell!

I had the same thing happen when I got hold of a big box of grape bubblegum.. I chewed it incessantly and all that food coloring had to go somewhere. Green Poo's that's where it went!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:24, closed)

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