Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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ooooh nearly forgotA few years back when the kids were young (about 3 and 18 months old) they were having a nice bubble bath together.
Sam, the 3 year old starts holding his arms up asking to get out. Mrs insignificantsnivellinglittleturd and I insist that he stays in the bath with his sister.
Cue much arm waving and tears.
Only when we drain the bath and the bubbles subside do we find the cause of the panic.
Lucy had produced legion of malteser sized nuggets that had sunk to the bottom of the bath.
It transpires that Sam had picked one up and eaten it.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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