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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I had this happen to me
I was a student and a friend of mine was DJing at the union bar. Bought a fresh pint of snakey b (classy) when he plays the rock 'n' roll Transformers theme, so naturally, I put my pint down and went for a good old mosh, with some air guitar thrown in for good measure. Returned to the table to find some cheeky long-haired hippy fucker drinking my pint. He wouldn't return it, so I tipped it down him and bought myself another.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, Reply)

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