Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I was in a tailor's shop, buying trousers and he asked me if I wanted a belt...so I smacked him first just to be on the safe side, etc etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58,
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I went for a job and they told me to fill in the questionaireso I beat up the doorman.
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I went for an office job and the manager asked how much experience I hadso I raped him, etc etc.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:16,
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I asked the shopkeeper if they had anything for a headacheSo he dropped a brick on me
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I went to the chemist and asked if she could recommend anything for a hangover.She said "Get really pissed the night before"
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I went with my misses to buy some flags for a Jubilee street partyAnd the guy in the shop asked her if she wanted bunting, so I killed him.
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My Mum asked me to shoot down the high street for her.So I did. We're only 5 minutes from Hungerford town centre anyway.
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