SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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My sister is the weakest link. GoodbyeHalf way through the drag queen special of the Weakest Link in which the whole family is crowded round the television set, my sister, sober as a nun, pipes her head up and proclaims:
'You know, there's something weird about those women'
(awkward 'Was she being serious? Am I really related to that?' silence penetrates the entire household)
'They're drag queens sis', quoth the author
'Does that mean they can't afford to look good? They almost look like men!'
'Drag queens are men'
'Oh right, I thought it just meant they were poor'
Bless.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:25, Reply)
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