Not my sibling
My sister is a sweety

But my friends brother was odd.

He built a huge maze out of lego that contained traps made out of glue, poison (pools of fly spray) and acid bought from a BDH catalogue (it's a industrial/ scientific chemical supplier more of that later) he would introduce flies into this maze to see if they could survive. There was a safe route through if the fly made it it had was allowed to go free. This, by the way, was years before the "Wasp Factory" was published.

He used to order chemicals from the BDH catalogue to make bangers which to be honest were as close to pipe bombs as you can get. Each batch was louder and louder. The last one I saw go off felt like someone slapping my face and my ears were rigging even though I had put my fingers in them.

His record collection was in alphabetical order and he listened to them in order with no deviation. It was an odd collection of Classical & thrash metal making interesting segues like Mozart to Napalm Death

He wore a full length coat whatever the weather and would carry an air pistol, crossbow pistol, black widow catapult, a Bowie knife, throwing stars & nun-chucks. Thank god no one picked a fight with him. I expect the deliberately unhinged expression he practised in a mirror put people off

He was a really nice guy though, just a bit individual
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:13, 14 replies)

He was a really nice guy?
"Kept to himself, very polite. This massacre is such a surprise."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:02, closed)

hehe
I don't think he would have gone postal but he did defo have the tools for the job ;)

I didn't mention his martial arts training and weights regime ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:41, closed)

erm
whats a nun chuck?
(bastardboy loves his mummeh, but hoo is daddeh?, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:35, closed)

um
is it a chicken born after an Australian nun put an egg up her cunt?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:38, closed)

depends what she had for lunch.

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:39, closed)

probobly spelt wrong
those bit's of wood separated by a chain wot Bruce Lee used in Enter the Dragon
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:43, closed)

He's not called James is he?
You just described my mate!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:37, closed)

nope

Dan
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:42, closed)

NOT!
Dan Jones is it?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:45, closed)

nope

much more unusual last name
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:48, closed)

ahh,
good old Dan Flahooblemeister
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 17:00, closed)

splutters
hehehehehe
( rofl harris, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 17:38, closed)

heh
Close ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:57, closed)

I swear
I thought you were about to do some 'Wasp Factory' based punnage.

You didn't. For this I thank you.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:45, closed)