OK here we go
Bloke's walking along a cliff when he sees a 3 year old girl crying next to the edge. He approcahes her and says
Man: "what's up? Why are you crying?".
Girl: "My dad was playing fetch *sniff* with my dog when he threw the stick too close to the edge *sniff* and rex went over!"
M: "Oh God that's terrible! But where's your dad?"
G: "*sniff* he went to see what happened to rex but the cliff crumbled and he went over the edge *Sniff*"
M "Oh my god that's terrible, but what about your mum? Where's she"
G: "She ran over to stop my dad falling but he grabbed hold of her and she went over with him....and they're all dead and I don't know what to dooooooo..."

WIth that the man stood up, undid his fly and said:

"It's just not your day today is it..."
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:57, Reply)