I read 26 pages of repetition and haven't found these yet
What do you call a russion with three testicles?
Oojanicka Bolokov

what do you call a Russion prostitute?
Onya Backyabitch

Why do brides wear white?
To match the rest of the appliances.

What is the differnece between a woman and a toilet?
You don't need to say "i love you" after using the toilet.

What do you do if you see a epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Throw your washing in.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on pedal.

One sperm says to another, "how long till we reach the egg?"
The other replies, "A long way yet, we've only just passed the tonsils".

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
(Not sick, but damn funny)

What do you say to a black man in a suit?
"Will the defendant please rise"

What do you say to a black man in a car?
"Stop, thief!"

Where do florida teachers go for thie holidays? All over the Gulf of Mexico.
(SPace Shuttle reference)

How do you make a Space Shuttle cocktail?
Seven up and a dash of Teachers on the rocks

How do you know antonio vasconcellos was a good host?
He let all his guests be found first.
(Marchioness reference)

What's the connection between Di and the national lottery?
They both had a rollover that week.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the beds?
Velcro on the ceiling

Circumcision : the pay isn't good, but you can keep the tips

Why are the Dutch so relaxed?
Becuase they sent all the uptight ones to South Africa 100 years ago.

What does GAY stand for?
Got Aids Yet?

What does AIDS stand for?
Arse Injected Death Syndrome

What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney

There is going to be a re-union for survivors of the Herald of Free Enterprise disaster. It starts at 7; doors open at 8 .

Bradford is now a leading fashion centre. Apparently everyone is wearing flares and blazers.
(Bradford Fire reference)

I am an equal opportuntites offender. If anyone is not offended , then I apologise, I'll try and get you next time round.
(beergut, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:39, Reply)