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A leper walks into a brothel and says to the girl thats out front "look im a leper and no one will shag me, can you help me?" The girl looks at him and says "well so long as one of the girls agrees, but you'll have to pay triple the price." The only girl that will agree to shag him is fugly to say the least but he thinks to himself that this is the best he can hope for. The prostitute leads him to a small room and they get down to it. When he's finished he gets up and gives her the money and on leaving the room he turns and says "you can keep the tip".

First post hope it hasn't already been done.
(nobodyremembersmyname, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 10:04, Reply)