Two brothers on Christmas day, unwrapping presents.
Big brother opens his and gets a PSP, an Ipod, a new mobile and a Robosapiens V2. His younger brother opens his but only gets a book.
Big brother says "My presents are much better than yours, you little twat!"; to which little brother replies "They might be, but I haven't got leukemia!"

Sorry, I'm really bad at telling stories.
( liverbird, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 16:17, Reply)