I don't like this one, to be honest, but it is sick
A guy meets a girl in a club, and at the end of the night they go back to hers for 'a few drinks'

The guy's getting down to business, when he finds that his lady is very dry and rough down below. He tries to ignore it, but it's really starting to hurt him so he asks her if she can do anything about it. "Sure" she smiles and disappears into the bathhroom.

A few minutes later she reappears, and he gets back to work, finding the environment much better. 'Wow!' he thinks 'this is great!' So he asks her "What did you do to get so wet?"

She looks at him, smiles, and just says "Picked off my scabs and let the pus run out"
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 0:35, Reply)