Drunk in t' pub
A drunk comes into a pub and announces he has no money left.

However he challenges everyone there that he can drink two pints of snot for a real pint of bitter.

The landlord passes two pint mugs around the pub, each customer puts a finger on one side of his nose and blows the other nostril into the mug.

The mugs are now full to the brim, so the landlord passes them to the drunk.

He picks up the first one and downs it in a little under 12 seconds, very impressive.
Customers start to feel a little quesy.

The drunk picks up the second pint and starts to drink the snot.

After two thirds have gone down the hatch - the drunk stops and contemplates the mug.

"Knew you couldn't do it," said the landlord....

"Gis us a chance.." says the drunk, "I'm just chewing the lumpy bits.....!"

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I've made wimen chuck up with decent timing
and munching effects with this one!

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(chrisjw, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 23:12, Reply)