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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Ward round ICUTrue story
The consultant is reviewing the patient and asks the registrar for a summary.
"I'm sorry to say we suspect he is brain damaged sir."
Senior Nurse asks "What should we do next?"
Consultant looks at the notes, snaps them shut and says "Elect him to the Hospital management committee, should fit in nicely."
I wos there.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 11:52, Reply)
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