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Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.

"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."

What did YOU do?

(, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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Some years ago I went on a school trip to the island of Tresco
As usual, it was supposed to be educational but mainly consisted of trying to see down Julie North's blouse (cracking pair of norks).
As the end of the trip loomed large we were in a panic - we'd done fuck-diddley-all of the work set and were panicing about where to get the information.
I hit on the idea of going to the library, copying out stuff from the reference section and passing it off as our own work - genius!
We toddled off to the library and asked for the three books we needed - the screamingly camp librarian had the most effeminate walk we'd ever seen so, as he walked away to get the books from the reference section, we fell about laughing as only fifteen-year old boys can.

Yes, dear readers I was driven to tears of laughter by a Scilly archive mince.

Aithangyew.

Coat/veal etc
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:23, 2 replies)
Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done...

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:45, closed)
The torturous-ness of that pun
Was Medi-fucking-eval.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:32, closed)

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