Flour
I recently got myself an electric hand-mixer and decided to try it out on Saturday night (my life is so terribly exciting). Great, thinks I, I'll make apple crumble.

I read the instructions carefully before clipping all the bits together and then pressed the on button. All went well. Then my hand slipped and, like a character in a cartoon, every inch of me became coated in flour. Over my clothes. Under my clothes. All over the kitchen floor. I even found some in my bra.

I'd accidentally pressed the "turbo" button.
( cakelady, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 12:27, 8 replies)

Turbo buttons on food mixers are truely mental
I have often thought that the turbo button would really come in useful on other devices.....
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:49, closed)

Did the same thing
One of those hand held mixers, and a large bowl of pancake batter. Redecorated the kitchent!
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:20, closed)

Kit from Knight Rider :D
I always wanted those extra buttons in my car, even if it would make it resemble a big ZX81 :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:22, closed)

Photos of said bra, or it didn't happen...
*click*, by the way.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:36, closed)

would you
accept pictures of a clean bra? I washed it already...
( cakelady, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:05, closed)

and you call yourself
a cake lady
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:47, closed)

floury baps, eh?
heheheh
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:55, closed)

^^
Heh, heh...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:59, closed)