Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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On the way to work one fine summers morning after a night outPossibly still a little drunk from the night before, as I groggily attempted to negotiate the complex task of walking in a straight line, I saw an extremely pretty friend on the other side of the road who had also been out the night before, walking the other way.
It was only as I called out to her that I realised my fatal mistake- that I didn't in fact know her- in fact I had never seen her before- and in fact, momentarily distracted I managed to walk straight into a bollard. A bollard in fact that seemed to have been made to be the precise height to cause GBH to my balls, leaving me in a crumpled heap.
All the pretty girl on the other side of the street saw was some drunk looking bloke call out to her and then stagger into a bollard for no reason whatsoever. Ass.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)
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