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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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I hope nobody saw...
Me and my friend were exploring the various rooms in a nightclub after getting sufficiently pissed in the others.

We stumble upon a large, interesting looking room after a time and, walking arm in arm, i suggest we see who and what is on the far side of this exciting looking room...however while we are making our way over there, immersed in chat, we accidentally bump into two other people and apologise profusely. Bit embarassing.

No. Actually it was quite a small room. Actually the only thing large in that small room was the floor to ceiling mirror...argh.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 15:43, 1 reply)
This was'nt in Halifax by any chance was it?
We've got a rooftop club called 'Maine Street' - it's a duplicate of a New Orleans street, whereas every 'house' is a seperate bar.

It has mirrors at the end of the 'road' in order to make it look longer, I worked there for many years, starting behind the bar, cleaning the place, and playing the tunes before leaving.

One thing that I saw on a very regular basis, was many impressions of peoples faces on the floor to roof mirror.

Some of the impressions were hilarious, mainly foreheads, but some we scarily detailed - I once saw an impression of a guys face, including his eyebrows, fringe, cheeks, the lot on these mirrors, his nose was a bit squashed to one side though, but he must have hit that wall at some pace to leave such a clean 'cast' on the glass.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 18:31, closed)

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