Shitbeard
On my 22nd birthday I went out on the lash for the second night running. In a pub (before we went onto a rock club) I went to the toilet for a watery, violent poo, and returned to the bar area. Talking to my mate, I noticed him looking at my mouth area - to which he said 'You've got shit on your face'. I returned to the toilet to check the mirror, and I DID have shit on my face, a two inch long smear from below my nose to the side of my face. I thought I could smell it.
(Nibi, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:02, 6 replies)

you fucking grub

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:10, closed)

Hehe
I'm clicking your response.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:29, closed)

How the fuck...
...did you manage to get shit on your face?

And not notice?
(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:54, closed)

I'm not sure - maybe wiping bum, finger glances of piece of poo, scratch face on exit, wash hands, return to normality, be informed of poo on face.
(Nibi, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:08, closed)

Possibly...
...a "brown fairy"?
(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:21, closed)

shitbeard
You shat on your own face, your own face. Pass the mind bleach.
( spingers, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:03, closed)