SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Crap jokeThen I'm off home.
Got a message from my mate offering me 8 legs of venison for £50.
I turned him down - said it was too dear.
Boom - tish.
Cheerio.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:46,
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