SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Indian call centreMy best ever one was answering the phone to a very distant sounding crackly call from some Injun phone company, who opened his pitch with 'Hallo, my name is Steve Davis'. I pissed myself - sadly I was awake at the time and it didn't involve a wardrobe, sorry QOTW.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 17:37,
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