SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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qotwi dreamt i was eating a chicken and woke up to find the pillow had dissapeared...up my chiuawawa's chuff box, so ate him as well. As my old granny used to say before she fell from her 15th floor flat and impailed her fanny on the railings "ask a shitey question and get a shitey answer", never a truer wurd sed in jest knees up muvver brahn, roll out the barrel, musn't grumble etc
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 3:53, Reply)
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