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"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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crunchy bars, too
I like marmite. But those were rank.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:27, 1 reply)
That sounds awful. Marmite flavoured cheese is bad enough.
It shouldn't really be regarded as an ingredient, except as a possible addition to stock.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:38, closed)
I've got some Vintage Extra-Strong Marmite in the kitchen cupboard.
Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:51, closed)
Like Marmite, but more Marmitey,
so you can use less of it?
I didn't know that Marmite could be aged, I'd always assumed it was inert.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:56, closed)
Now featuring nanoparticles for spreading a submolecular layer on your toast.
The aging process is presumably similar to how dinosaurs turn into coal.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:13, closed)

I'm surprised it doesn't achieve sentience at that point and just jump out of the jar and wander off.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:48, closed)
Designed-in obsolescence
Marmite particles are bred lysine-deficient to enable population control. Otherwise you risk a marmite event horizon
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:12, closed)
Yeast-zombie apocalypse!
Is that the plot to The Last Of Us?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:48, closed)

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