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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Smoking is rude
In a fallic / Freudian / Oeidopus way.

The very act of taking the tip in one's mouth resembles sucking on a raspberry ripple.
Or a very small willy.

Here follows a very low-budget haiku:

filter tip in mouth
inhaling smoky goodness
diagonal love

/coat & profuse apologies :o/
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 1:43, 1 reply)
No suprise really....
From the moment were born we start sticking things in our mouth. I've been lucky enough never to have had a very small willy in my mouth though.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 18:52, closed)

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