An end to it....
To stop all this banter about smoking being ok.

I started smoking at the same time as my younger sister. She is roughly 4 years younger than me. I gave up smoking when I was about 27 and I am now nearly 43 but she has just turned 39 and still smokes.

Everyone, and I do mean everyone, who has met us for the first time thinks that she is the older sister.

That should put an end to it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:00, 14 replies)

For a fact
it has been shown that smoking will increase your skin's susceptibility to sun damage approximately sevenfold.

100% FACT. I was told this by my father the dermatologist.

Wanna look leathery and wrinkly and be mistaken for the bastard child of Keith Richards and Mother Theresa? Keep on huffing...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:14, closed)

so...
what we have learned from this 'clinical trial' is that your sister is a munter and you are openly (reported readrship of 100k plus weekely on b3ta) smug about this.

taking into consideration the FACT* that every day no smokers die too! you might live a whole half decade (i'm rounding it up now and spinning it for your benefit) than your sister...

who is probably more fun and takes it up the arse

* bill hicks, who smoked like a motherfucker then died of an entirely unrelated compaint

ya big girls blouse

ps i dont smoke now either
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 1:43, closed)

Dear spimf
Shut. Up.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 7:59, closed)

Dear Spimf..
No! What I am saying is that my sister, as beautiful as she is, is ageing faster than I am because of smoking. If you wish to make nasty remarks about me or my sister, then I have no recourse but to tell you to go back to your playstation or x-box or whatever sad little life you have and fuck off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 8:34, closed)

Spimf...

I've checked your profile and you've been a B3tard for quite a while.

I also notice you've had a pop at Tourettes in her later post.

Now you might have your panties in a bunch about something...maybe Mrs Spimf has realised what a spacktacular cock-itch you are and left you for someone with a sense of humour. If so, good on her.

Or possibly you're just a bit jealous of these people because they're funny and popular, and you think that you can sling your pointless, moronic, cowardly slurs from the safety of your PC and make yourself feel all grandiose.

Maybe you're so self absorbed that you haven't been arsed to check the history of BGB & Tourettes, and you throw in your wank two-penneth without realising that the people you are slagging off are great people who have never done anything to hurt anybody.

Either way - get this through your 'Hardly able to write a coherent paragraph' head...

DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM. THEY HAVE FRIENDS. YOU DON'T

Thank you for making me so annoyed that I now understand what the 'ignore' button is for.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:12, closed)

Oh, Spimf...
No need, is there? There's really no need at all.

It's really hard to take someone seriously when:

a) They can't seem to construct a coherent sentence
b) Seem to have misunderstood what they are replying to
c) Clearly have some kind of axe to grind, and suddenly become a big man when they are behind the defences of a keyboard and monitor.

You have taught me the joys of the ignore button. Bye now!

EDIT: Ah, damn. Pooflake said it better already! :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:55, closed)

^ These last two
Did somebody put spunk in his hot chocolate instead of milk last night, do you think?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:24, closed)

DG
Don't you mean, did someone put chocolate in his cup of spunk last night?

I don't know why I said that. I'm bored. Meh.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:25, closed)

BobFossil
You may be onto something there...

Can we have a new question now? I'm bored at work and want a new challenge...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:37, closed)

Internet Knights
to the rescue!
(Luke joined the crowd!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:09, closed)

@ Spimf
hello Troll.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:18, closed)

Heheheheheheh.
Spimf got TOLD.

Knowing BGB as well as I do, I can pretty much guarantee that she's the more fun one anyway. It would be difficult for her sister to be more fun to be around- BGB has set the bar pretty high.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:14, closed)

spimf
On the subject of the dear little retard, I've just read his massive contributions to QOTW on his profile page.

Half arsed tales, and abusive responses to tales.

Thank Rob for the ignore button - and into room 101 he goes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:25, closed)

See, now - I said last week...
Causes of ignore button pressing include Punctuation, capitalisation, just a smidge of grammer, and being able to write QOTW replies in some form of readable paragraphing. Like this one isn't. Hmmm.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:58, closed)