Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Ah, I'm no ClactonianBut have lived nearby, so can give first hand accounts of the shittiness of the town. It makes Southend On Sea look like Monte Carlo.
Imagine - if you will - said viking funeral taking place on a beach strewn with discarded cartons which once contained jellied eels, semi-literate neds sipping Strongbow from cans and second generation cockney wankah bleached blonde lady clactonians sporting picasso arses and thong straps up to their chests.
Then there's Frinton. Full of biddies, the only road in and out is blocked by old school railway gates which act as a kind of border post to keep the riff-raff out. There was much furore in Frinton a while back when the town got it's first chip shop. I kid you not, it's a bastion of old school Tory blue rinsers.
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