I went out
wearing brown shoes and a black belt


Oh the shame
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:22, 13 replies)

Hey, I resemble that remark!
I am just about to go out and I am wearing brown shoes (boots to be more accurate) and a black belt. I do it all the time. Who the fuck own a brown belt anyway?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:36, closed)

belt and shoes
should always match, tis a terrible faux pas otherwise
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:42, closed)

argh
I am going to be so terribly self conscious all night now.

I considered putting on black boots instead but rejected the notion on the grounds that I dont give a toss.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:45, closed)

I've only got a brown leather belt. :(

I refuse to bow to fashion, if i choose to wear it with black shoes, who the hell is to tell me it wrong. Bloody trendys? ;)
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:48, closed)

What if they're brown trainers?
How about *designer* trainers?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:57, closed)

or
Brown trainers with black laces...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:59, closed)

What about...
If you're wearing black shoes, but shat your (black) trousers so they're now brown?
(feels_goodman 's brain cogs whirred at, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 10:48, closed)

I called some guys out for wearing
a brown shirt and a black tie. They called me a 'Jewish Bolshevik' and tried to beat me up.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)

I have a fabric belt
and canvas shoes.

They do match though.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 11:50, closed)

It's surprisingly difficult
To find a good belt.

My last good belt came from a charity shop, I think, and it got broken when my ex fella put it round his head and asked me to pull as hard as I could... no reason... anyway, the belt snapped :(

I spent a good three hours the other day looking round the shops for a suitable replacement (for the belt, not the ex... although...) and ended up almost losing the will to live and buying a "skater" belt :/

It's kinda khaki with chevrons on it. I have no khaki be-chevronned shoes. I will now never match. :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 13:09, closed)

i only own one belt
it is brown, and all my leather shoes are
black, all my trainers are orange, red, green or yellow, so it doesn't go wiht them either.
but personally, i think that a brown belt with black shoes looks cool, although not if you are wearing a suit. then it just looks like you couldnt find your black belt this morning.
( Soggy, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 14:02, closed)

Oh lord
Someone needs to help this man.
(Sco smokes crack often., Sat 13 Sep 2008, 17:48, closed)

grrr
my ex used to pick me up on this all the time
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:34, closed)