As I don't have facespac or mybook
I am going for tedious link, full steam ahead.

I was on a "social networking site" called B3ta and people asked about my signature fearing I had become some floppy fringed, whiny little shitbag. Happily the reality is better as I keep my sensible hair and taste in music.

I was in the garage retrieving the lawnmower when I tripped over a lovely set of Lucas headlights. Falling to the side I put my hand out to stop myself, bracing myself for the impact with the drivers window. Sadly I forgot the window was all the way down and ended up falling through the window into the car, scrapping my arm all the way down my forearm.

At the recent Leam minibash the guys were joking I need to cut my arm on the inside not the outside, thus making me the worst Emo ever as I didn't get the whole self harm thing...

Exhibit A:

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:30, 18 replies)

*licks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:37, closed)

Hmmmm...
That made me far happier than I expected.

*shudders*

You whiny little shitbag.
EDIT: Re-reading that, I sound like a bastard. Sorry! *hugs*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:57, closed)

I'm glad my pain amuses you :p
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:03, closed)

Your pain arouses me.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:04, closed)

Burt
Stop stealing my thoughts :(
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:11, closed)

Your thoughts
arouses me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:13, closed)

Oh.
Well that's ok then.
Just don't direct my mind-filth at TGB, she's young and innocent.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:15, closed)

Oh, ok
I was going to say 'just how I like them *rubs hands*' but I don't know just how young and innocent the poor girl is.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:21, closed)

Oh...
I don't know either.
Well, in the flesh.
But, y'know, it's nice to be nice.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:26, closed)

It sure is.

So, I take it you're grooming this one then?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:28, closed)

I'm not grooming anyone
Thank-you-very-much.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:33, closed)

I know, sorry
just kidding.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:34, closed)

*shifty eyes*
*puts away Paul Gadd's Guide To Grooming*

*runs*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:38, closed)

You wanna be in my gang?
my gang?
my gang?
You wanna be in my gang?

OH YEAH!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:40, closed)

*dances in platform boots*
*pouts menacingly*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:41, closed)

Tis nowt!
My sister hath a rabbit and looks like she's determined to get those wrists so cut they may tear off. It's kind of scary that the rabbit's claws are cut and they do that much damage... Imagine if they were long and sharp.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:22, closed)

That's the sort of thing I'd do...
are we related?

I currently have a collection of bruises on my legs (7) and I can't remember how I got some, but at least three were from walking into the corner of the washing machine. It must have moved ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:54, closed)

Atleast you remembered
"It's down the road, not across the street."
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:34, closed)