Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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there are more...cuddly = keeps the local chippy in business
flirtatious = your penis will fall of if you so much as look at her
soulful = miserable/moody/Emo
mature = looks like Pat Butcher
open-minded = you'll be strapped into her swingers dungeon within 20 minutes of meeting her. Order your own drinks to avoid rohypnol.
Curvaceous = Round.
Also, avoid anyone with a pretentious username - anything from Gothic horror or names of philosophers always spells disaster. We all know that Gothique_Vampyress_24 is going to be a fat biffer who thinks that corsets and long tight skirts are a good look for someone wider than they are tall. They will also probably write the sort of poetry that will make you pray for the Vogons to give a recital instead...
(, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:22, 3 replies)
Moreover..."Spiritual" = brain-dead. With scented candles and a dreamcatcher.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:39,
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Have you seen?this: www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=179
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:52,
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42Have a click for mentioning Vogon poetry :)
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