Spoiled? You don't know the half of it.
He moaned and complained all the way home in the car, so much so that he made himself sick.

When we got him in the house, we realised that he smelled like he hadn't had a bath in months. We tried to tactfully explain this to him but he wasn't having any of it.

As a result we were forced to pick him up bodily and manhandle him into the bath. The ungrateful swine snarled and fought us all the way, even attacking chickenlady in the process.

Credit to chickenlady though, she didn't slap him back. She kept her temper in check and made sure he was smelling sweet enough to join us for dinner. However, any hopes that he would be civilized were dashed when he wolfed his food down with no manners whatsoever and haughtily demanded more.

I know that he's very young and cute and all, but his behaviour cannot be excused. Imagine my fury later that night when I heard the door creak open and felt something creep up towards the bed, expecting to squeeze in between us.

Honestly, at his age he should know better than that. I despair, I really do...

Click "Reply" to see a pic of him.


(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, 13 replies)

Here he is

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:55, closed)

^^^...

His middle name is Pooflake Don't you know...


*prouds*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)

It suits him too
As he does tend towards the smelly side.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)

he looks like
a male version of one of mine.

Are his feet bigger than they probably should be?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, closed)

Yes
He's got huge, webbed feet!

I reckon he's going to be a big cat once he's nicely fed. His feet look comedic compared to the rest of him.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:18, closed)

That kitty
looks like its planning some revenge served cold

Id check your shoes for 'presents'
(Stringy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, closed)

As I said over in OT
he's Kenneth Williams come back as a cat. Look at the shape of his face!

By the way - you two are braver than me. Bathing a cat? I'd rather swim with crocodiles!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:20, closed)

Cat?
I thought he looked more like Snoop Dogg!
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)

accidents
We have a 16yr old long haired cat. Every now and again he has the odd accident and needs to be cleaned off, best way is to cat-handle him into the shower and hose him down.
It's a sight and it's never pretty.
He makes a lot of noise, and all he can say is "Ack!" and "!".
He smells of Herbal Essence for a few days too.

edit.
I'm forgetting my manners.
You've got yourself a nice looking cat there, obviously a bit stoned, but you can't have everything. :)
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, closed)

Buy pet products, not human toiletries..
Buy yourself some proper cat shampoo.. you'll save yourself a load of hassle!
(EssY, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, closed)

KITTEH!
*glees* He's so cute :)
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:06, closed)

yay \o/
silver tabbies! My Yurei was an incredible kitty too. Sadly he left me to join Mama Bast but he says your kitty is vere hansome!
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, closed)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, How sweet.
A lovely kittie...

You can do no wrong with a lovely kitty, we have two and both of them are spoilt rotten, but we would not have it any other way.

Hope your new friend gives you lots of love too.

J
xxxxx
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:40, closed)