I've not stalked
but been accused of it, by some scouse cunt.

A few years back now I had to do a contract far away from my home for about 2 months, during this time I got used to drinking on my own and getting totally shit faced, but still remaning cool and collective. Anyway, being the shy person that I am, it helped to bring out more confidence in me and I started talking to the odd stranger here and there.

When the contract was over I continued my solitary drinking in my local town. Unfortunately I ended up becoming quite attracted to a barmaid one one of my locals, so much so that I would grin from ear to ear every time I saw her, but still being the shy person that I was on the inside, I never managed to break out properly. I would continually go into the pub with the best intentions in the world, and just come across as some creepy shy guy who smiles lots.

I did at least try to ask her out anyway, I even asked her if she would join me for a drink once, sitting next to her was said scouse cunt, who took all of this in. She accepted, and I went and waited for her to join me, she didn't :( She just sat where she was, and didn't move, I should have gone and sat next to her but just didn't do it.

Anyway, I went away for a few days and when I got back she had left so I decided to find a new drinking hole. I went into a few bars, nothing tickled my fancy, then the last bar I decided to go into... She was working there, and who else was in there drinking? Yup, scouse cunt, who then declared that I was stalking her. Of course I was very put out by this as I only meant good, just not very good at expressing that.

I heard a few other people throw that label around and naturally it pissed me off.

I'm not a stalker :( Honest!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 18:36, Reply)