Stalked by mobile
Met someone through t'interweb who seemed (I know, I know...) very nice. After some months chatting, we swapped phone numbers, had some fairly steamy calls, then met up - fun times were had by both.

Then the weirdness started - she went back home to Scotland (I live near Cambridge) and I started getting calls from her saying she KNEW I was seeing someone else (I wasn't). I of course denied this and next time we met up all was sexy goodness once more...until she got home again - then the psycho rants began in earnest.

Now at this point I should have cut my losses and run for the hills (well, I did spend some time in Beirut which was a nice change...), instead I tried reasoning with her - to no avail.

It all came on top when I was playing snooker with a mate one Saturday - my phone was going non-stop with texts from her, all accusing me of being with another woman. As my protests got me nowhere, I told her I'd had enough and it was over, then turned off my phone to continue the game (of snooker).

Switched on my phone after the game to find numerous messages, all ranting. Then I got a call from a strange number...it was her brothers (!) who then proceeded to threaten me over the phone from nearly 400 miles away. I laughed at them and suggested they get a little closer and try saying the same. They seemed to get a little miffed at me laughing like a loon down the phone at them.

A few days later, I was returning home from an evening imbibing some of the local brews in town and I got another call from yet another strange number...now, bearing in mind I was the one being accused of cheating, this really took the biscuit - it was her HUSBAND.

After the initial shock, I found this completely hilarious - he also made some threatening noises at me (I'm sure not all you Scots are lunatics, but seems I've met/spoke to a fair few). I interrupted him to say I'd told her to fuck off, leave me alone and delete my numbers and requested that he do the same.

Anyhoo, wasn't for another 8 months or so that her calls stopped when I lent my phone to the present significant other - to this day I've not been told exactly what was said, but it worked...

Sorry for the boring post, just had to let it out (phnar, phnar)

Oh yeah, the length thing...think I got a 34 break at snooker that day.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:17, Reply)