Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Alcohol, the cure and cause of all problemsWas out in my local pub a few Friday's back. Had an official type presentation at uni that day so went out with my suit on (as compared to the usual baggies and a hoody).
The night goes on, drinking double vodka's and lemonade (fuck at £2.50 for 1 I should be allowed to drink as many of them as I damn well please!) until lost orders where I get 3 drinks and juggle them while dancing.
Start walking home with a mate and we bump into this guy we know. By now I was getting tired. Dying to go home but the conversation kept flowing. So I look around and there is this grassy patch beside the road. I think "fuck it" and go over there.
According to my mate they thought I had walked off so they went home.
Next thing I remember is me opening my eyes and the grass being bright green. So I think "fuck, police..arrested" but no the people knew my name. It was a couple of people I knew from my time around the town and they picked me up and told me I had to get home - didn't give me a lift mind you.
So walk into uni on the Monday and one of my mates comes up to me and says "drunk on Friday then where you" with a massive grin. It was then I remembered the girl driving the car worked in his place.
Should have just left me, that sleep was magic!
Aplologies for size, I was too drunk!
(, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 11:55, Reply)
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