Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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I once awokeafter an extremely heavy night of drinking, on a stained mattress in a strange room, with my flies undone, next to my also half-undressed best friend (also male), with an enormous terrifying portrait photo of my future (and now ex) wife staring down at us.
You don't want to know the back story to any of that, believe me.
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Again after heavy drinking, I woke up in a small forest, which was really scary because it was around the time The Blair Witch had come out, and there was a fox screaming in the distance.
It was like my brain was sober but my body was wrecked and it took me six hours to stagger the 5 minute journey home. Where I proceeded to wank over the all ladies on dial-a-date.
Apparently that night I'd evaded the police (who'd have thought they were THAT incompetent?) and ran off into the night, while my friend was arrested.
Good times.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:16,
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