Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Time to make a list1) In a puddle on a balcony in the block of flats next to my own...I don't have a key to that block nor do I know how I got there.
2) On a rather comfy leather sofa in my local with my girlfriend at the time. We were awoken and kicked out after they'd finished cleaning up and were about to lock up and go home.
3) Wedged between my friends desk and his bed at his house party. I was sleeping as though I were trying to touch my toes except my feet were in the air...
This was after drinking the best part of a litre of vodka on the way to the party, the rest of which was polished off on arival at said party. I then proceeded to make out with a minger in a bush before getting carried to sleep in the host's bed after passing out on the lawn (not before destroying all his garden furniture). Later that night I was conscious and making out with previous minger in the host's bed before being rudely interrupted by her boyfriend who'd been there all night. Unfortunately I was too pissed to just get up and leave so I kinda fell into the previously described gap. I was also too pissed to get out of the gap and escape the torment that was listening to the pair have sex less than a foot away from my head!
4) I slept with somebody on a park bench, if that doesn't count then I can't remember anymore strange places I've slept...
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Captain V, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 11:36,
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