Strange things you've been paid to doI once spent two years being paid by the UK government to play Quake.
What's the strangest thing you've been paid to do?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:13)
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Stranger Than........!I was only young and worked in a pet shop,
This was way back in the day,
We used to import various creatures from various corners of the world.
Tortoises came in in what are now known as "Ali-Baba" whicker baskets......Lots of Tortoises...........Lots of dead ,crushed, shit on, pissed on, stinking............got the picture?
My Job? To sort the live ones out(about thirty %)
Wash ,Dry, and linseed oil the poor F'kin things and Then.......
Get hold of each leg and with a pair of Tweezers, remove the large ,Black, Tics which were in the sockets and then pull out the hooklike legs which had become detatched and dab the sore spots with a solution of Dettol.
Ahh, Happy Days.
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